“When greeting someone in Greenland,” explained Lana, the Inuit cultural presenter, “people used to say inuugujoq. But that does not mean ‘hello.’ It means, 'happy to see you alive.’” The passengers on the Quark expedition ship, Ultramarine, let out a collective gasp.
“Don’t worry,” said Lana. “The greeting has nothing to do with death; it means time passing because Greenland has few roads and we don’t see each other often.” She looked at the passengers, “Can you say inuugujoq?” A few tried but were unsuccessful. “That’s OK,” she said. “The longest word in my language has about 150 letters, and I won’t make you try to pronounce it.”